Coolest Human In The World #39: Sam The Butcher

NAME:  Sam The Butcher, feeble-minded butcher on The Brady Bunch TV show.
SERIAL KILLER?: No, but Sam The Butcher would be a great name for a mafia hit man. Come to think of it, he did seem to love butchering meat so...I guess, it's hard to say for sure.
OCCUPATION: Uhhh...well...a butcher...obviously!
INTERESTS & HOBBIES:  Bowling and ummm...butchering.
PERSONAL LIFE: Nothing is known about Sam's past. He is single and probably not divorced (in the world of sixties tv, divorce, like African-Americans, Latinos, gays, sex, drugs, facial hair, clevage
etc...did not exist) but, perhaps, he is a widower. (Like  Mike Brady).

Sam "dates" the Brady's housekeeper Alice. The two have a rather odd relationship, in that, they seldom touch but often bowl.
In fact, bowling seems to occupy a good deal of, not only their time, but also, their conversation.

Although, Mike and Carol spend a good amount of time making out, I don't know if we ever see Sam and Alice kiss. Perhaps the television censors back then thought the sight of two "older" people kissing was obscene. And in the case of Sam and Alice, I have to agree.



RELATIONSHIP WITH BRADY'S:  Sam seems to have no family of his own, so the Bradys seem to have adopted him as some kind of pseudo-dopey uncle. Or maybe a family pet, like Alice. (The other family pet, Tiger, disappeared from the show not long after the Kitty Karryall incident. A trip to the pound in the family station wagon, perhaps?)

Sam is often treated like a dim toddler or a stray dog by the Bradys. Something to be indulged for a few minutes, but quickly whisked away while more important things are attended to. ( Mike s latest architectural plans or what to serve at the upcoming dinner party--Mike is leaning toward steaks but Carol is thinking Mexican)

Whenever Sam comes into contact with Mike and Carol he tends to shuck and jive around, cracking corny jokes and addressing them as Mr. and Mrs.Brady while they call him Sam and shake their heads at the wacky things he says. Also, the Brady children call him Sam but address every other adult (except Alice, of course) as Mr. and Mrs. I guess when you are ten years old and grow up with an astroturf lawn, you think it's okay to address the neighborhood butcher by his first name.

ACTOR: Sam was played by character actor Allan Melvin. Aside from The Brady Bunch, he is probably best remembered for his roles on The Andy Griffith Show. He always played the heavy and usually wants to beat up Barney.
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