"Muffler Men: Giant Smiling Mutants Visit U.S

Sure, he's smiling but what's he doing with that axe!

(Washington) Authorities in countless communities across North America are reporting hundreds of sightings of what appears to be a benign race of Caucasian beaming fiberglass giants. The silent beings have been dubbed "Muffler Men" due to an apparent propensity to stand quietly in muffler, tire and auto shop parking lots.

Muffler Man in stone washed jeans...Eerie
resemblance to the guy who played the dad in
"Wonder Years".

    The grinning Stepford like creatures seem to have a gentle and happy disposition and enjoy, uhh... holding things.

Alien Muffler Man?

                                                Reaction to the twenty foot tall "master race" has been mixed. While some community leaders believe the giants will have a positive effect on the populous, real estate companies are horrified at the plummeting property values while many conservatives fear that the group's presence will erode traditional family values because...well, pretty much everything erodes traditional family values.

                                                                     

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Scientists from around the world have been brought in hoping to solve the mystery of where the creatures came from, what is their purpose and, perhaps most importantly, how do they go to the bathroom?!?

For more information go to:
Roadside America: They Walk Among Us

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