(New York) A young and upcoming country music star named Jim Lonesome made his performing debut earlier this week at the Bowery Electric in Lower
Manhattan. It was the 20th annual Hank O Rama Hank Williams Tribute and he rocked the capacity crowd with a rousing rendition of Hank’s “Hey, Good Looking”.
Mr. Lonesome was backed by the world famous Lonesome Prairie Dogs featuring the legendary Lenny Kaye on pedal steel. He also wowed the crowd with his own original interpretive country line dance now known by various names including “The Up-Down”, “Something Two Year Olds Do” and “The Lonesome Jim”.
The soon to be country superstar is a native of Parma, Ohio where he spent his youth drinking large quantities of Schafer beer, wearing baseball hats denoting his favorite musical genres, feigning ignorance of various social conventions and scrubbing clams.
Sadly, his spectacular performance was marred by an ugly incident that followed his promising debut.
Upon leaving the stage, he allegedly bumped into a nearby table knocking several patrons drinks to the ground. When questioned by authorities, he simply responded, “How was I supposed to know?” and staggered out the door.
Mr. Lonesome’s current whereabouts are unknown. The incident is under investigation.
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